• Pat Grady

    Did you hear about the new G Electric Range? Turns out for cooked food, as served on the table, observed temperatures don’t vary much at all. Announcing a new, “enhanced” electric range with just a single on / off button marked “heat”. Chefs love its simplicity and ease!

  • Pat Grady

    PS – I luv you G, you’re the best PPC thing that has ever happened to me, but babe, that wart, you gotta go see a doctor.

  • Pat Grady

    Figure out how to make the controls easier to use. Hint: removing them isn’t the answer.