• Winooski

    Human Resource Executive:
    “Matt, it’s…uh…come to our attention lately that you may not be as…uh…happy in your job as you used to be. We’d like to offer you a 25% raise.”

    Matt Cutts (Slowly tapping fingertips together, a la Mr. Smithers):
    E-hh-hh-hh-xcellent!